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About Me Member Surreal Artist Connor18/Male/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Fri Apr 24, 2009, 1:45 AM
A - AVAILABLE: ya.
B - BIRTHDAY: August 26, 1990/
C - CRUSHING ON: like...people? nobody now.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water from my aloe bottle.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: hmmm... My first thoughts would be myself because I'm such a good listener, but enough of that Psycho. Kale, Ben, Ilana, Kevin, Brodie, and many other people I talk to daily-ish.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy worms are delicious, but you can torture gummy bears, pulling their heads off in front of their friends and family. good times.
H - HOMETOWN: Calgary.
I - IN LOVE WITH: not enough love to go around.
J - JUGGLE: one, sometimes two, but its a pathetic juggle.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: no, and I hope I never have to. ready though.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: uhh.... from Calgary to Manitoba. 13 some hour drive.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: don't have milkshakes very often. only once ever in my life. banana looked good at the time.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: one brother.
O - ONE WISH: Live forever.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: mom.
R- REASON TO SMILE: Is there even a reason?
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Shonny, Clark.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6 to a text message, 11 I got out of bed.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Gray, black. sometimes dark blue when I feel crazy.
V - VEGETABLE(S): pothatos and tomathos.
W - WORST HABIT: late nights.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: never had.
Y - YOYOS ARE: broken ;_;
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo

Random Questions About You

Spell your name without vowels: Cnnr
Your favorite number: 57
What color do you wear most?: Black and blue.
Least favorite color?: aqua marine.
What are you listening to?: still clark.
Are you happy with your life right now?: Could be better, couldn't be worse.
What is your favorite class in school?: art, but that's done now.
Who is your best friend?: Ben miller of 11 years.
When do you start back at school/college?: hahaha. maybe in the fall. we'll see.
Are you outgoing?: When there's stuff to do... out.
Favorite pair of shoes?: My steel toed brown work boots. Dems me ass kickin' boots.
Can you dance?: White boys cant dance. its a scientific fact.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I think I would choke if I tried.
Can you whistle?: yeah.
Write with both hands?: I do when I don't want people to know I write some stuff.
Cross your eyes?: it hurts.
Walk with your toes curled?: never tried. not going to now.

THE DO'S

Do you believe there is life on other planets?: not in our solar system. It would be ignorant to believe that in a universe so vast, with the millions of possibilities that there isn't at least something that lives and breathes and eats.
Do you believe in miracles?: no.
Do you believe in magic?: Depends which kind of magic.
Love at first sight?: usually ends in divorce.
Do you believe in Satan?: created by Christians to scare people into joining the church.
Do you believe in Santa?: now I don't. THANKS JOURNAL!!
Do you know how to swim?: uhuh.
Do you like roller coasters?: HELLS YES. STRAP ME IN BITCH! FRONT CAR!
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: for 100 000 dollars? you bet your ass I would.

THE HAVES

Have you ever been on a plane?: yes.
Have you ever asked someone out?: yeah. didn't go so well.

Have you ever been asked out by someone?: No.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: once when I was 5.
Have you ever painted your nails?: with a sharpie once or twice. just one nail though.

THE WHATS

What is the temperature outside?: -6. Celsius
What radio station do you listen to?: I don't listen to the radio. my clock radio alarm is set to static.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Jackasters.
What was the last thing you bought?: Metal shirts.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: South park.

THE WHOS

Who was the last person you IM'd?: Ilana.
Who was the last person you took a picture of: myself at a show.
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My dad.

CRYING SECTION

Ever really cried your heart out?: Sure. who doesn't.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yeah, when I realize how insignificant I am.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: No. I'm a man.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? No, I'm a man.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: I did when I got a piece of wood stuck up my fingernail, but that was 5 or so years ago.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Various. Prefuse 73 makes me a little teary at certain songs.

HAPPY SECTION

Are you a happy person?: try to be. I like to think I'm a miserable bastard some times.
What can make you happy?: a family and an art career.
Do you wish you were happier?: how much happier can someone get?
Can music make you happy?: Depends.

LOVE SECTION

How many times have you had your heart broken?: never.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: I don't know. We'll see.


LOOK AT ME

What is your current hair color?: Dirty Blonde.
what does your hair look like now? unkempt.
Current piercings?: piercing free.
Have any tattoos?: Getting one soon.
Eye color?: Green/ blue. Ironic I hate that colour, huh?

CURRENTLY WEARING

What shirt are you wearing?: Behemoth shirt.
Trousers: jeans. Holy jeans. as in jeans with holes in them.
Shoes?: no. What am I? a savage? where shoes in my own house?
Necklaces?: no.

IN A BOY/GIRL

Favorite eye color: White. Pure white.
Short or long hair: depends on the person.
Height: equal to or less than.
Best clothing: don't really care. just not sweats. or whore uniform.

HAVE YOU EVER

Been to jail: no.
Mooned someone: nope.
Ran away from home: no reason to.
Laughed so hard you cried: yeah.
Cried in school: Guys don't cry in public.
Thrown up in a store: no.
Wanted to be a model: models usually are douche bags. and European.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: I drink to much lol.
Seen a dead body: yeah, when I was young.

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke: Cola.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates?: Single.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla as long as I can put something on it.
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries.
Meat or Veggies: meat.
TV or Movie: Movies. You have no idea.
Guitar or Drums: I can play guitar hero on hard.
Adidas or Nike: Bargain bin.
Chinese or Mexican: tough question. come back to me on that.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: don't eat cereal.
Cake or Pie: You can have so many different kinds of pie. So pie.
MTV or VH1: don't get either so I don't know.

1. Were you named after anyone?: no.
2. When was the last time you cried?: my dog died 2 years ago.
3. Do you like your handwriting?: sure. Its childish, but has a personality.
4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: ham.
7. Do you use sarcasm?: Sure.
8. Do you still have your tonsils?: yes.
9. Would you bungee jump?: as long as I didn't hit anything.
10. What is your favorite cereal?: FROSTED MINI WHEATS!!!
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: no.
13. What is your favorite ice cream?: strawberry cheese cake.
14. What is the first thing you notice about people?: hair. figure. you can tell a lot about someone from their hair though.
15. Red or pink?: red.
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: The beast above the belt.
17. Who do you miss the most?: school.
18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: ok.
21. What are you listening to right now?: Prefuse 73 now.
22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: maybe a dark green.
23. Favorite Smells?: moms cooking, chlorine, Fabreeze apple cinnamon, laundry detergent, autumn evening.
24. Do you wear contacts?: no.
25. Favorite foods? turkey enchiladas, Bar nachos.
26. Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies.
27. Summer or winter?: Winter.
28. Hugs or kisses?: hugs. allow intimacy without swapping spit. that's for serious relationships.
29. What book are you reading right now?: books. Reading. HAHAHA.
30. What is on your mouse pad?: Dexxa.
31. What did you watch on TV last night?: nothing.
32. Favorite sound(s)?: humming fans, water, anything ambient but not total silence.
33. Rolling Stones or Beatles?: I don't care for that classic rock shit.
34. What's the farthest you've been from home? America.
35. Do you have a special talent?: drawing.
36. Where were you born?: Calgary. Born and raised.
37. Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back?: whoever I'm talking to about pressing matters.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Prefuse 73
  • Reading: nothing.
  • Watching: nothing.
  • Playing: nothing for a while.
  • Eating: nothing in a while.
  • Drinking: water.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Calgary
  • Interests: Graphic display of grotesque mutilation and mutation of the human body.
  • Favourite movie: A clockwork orange
  • Favourite band or musician: Aphex twin
  • Favourite genre of music: Electronica, Death metal, Classical.
  • Favourite artist: Salvador dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Crispin Helion Glover.
  • Favourite photographer: XiaoSing
  • Favourite style of art: black and white digital art.
  • Operating System: windows XP Pro.
  • MP3 player of choice: My Video since the nano got "lost" at a friends house.
  • Shell of choice: I really wish I knew what the fuck they mean by 'shell'.
  • Wallpaper of choice: One with Matsuri in it. :3
  • Skin of choice: Silky smooth.
  • Favourite game: Katamari Damacy.
  • Favourite gaming platform: I have a lot of systems and I dont really favor one more than the other.
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Maxx
  • Personal Quote: If you had any less of a backbone, you could suck your own dick.
  • Tools of the Trade: Wacom Tablet, my blue baby girl, good electronica and a Hellraiser marathon.

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Go to bed, kid. Too late to be up.

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Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
I think I may have left the browser open...

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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesk or drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
you need to make more cheerfully grotesque art. As demanded.

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"Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me."
Cheerfully grotesque? I'm pretty sure that's a contradictory statement...

But all I come up with is depressing. do you have any suggestions?

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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesk or drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
yo concon! don't worry Im not gonna harass you with this DA thing I just wanted to tell you I got a new xbox today (my last one broke) so I'm goint to be on xbl more often, P.S. did you make that jackolantern? its fukn badass
I did make it. took 4 hours.

Same Gamertag?

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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesk or drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Thanks for the fav!

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~Have-a-sum-pudding is the Mia to my Diego :heart:
=Gleefulcynic is the Maya to my Phoenix (Platonically speaking)
Sure. No problem. Bonusstages was great and should be remembered.

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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesk or drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
The Maxx is a great favorite cartoon character. I probably would have chosen that if i didn't love 12oz Mouse so much.

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That which does not kill us, makes us stranger.

-Trevor Goodchild (Aeon Flux)
I just love that he thinks hes a super hero, but in reality, hes a homeless guy who everybody thinks he's crazy and ignore that fact that he wears a big purple suit.

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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesk or drencrum, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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